Gapers Block
July 23, 2004
The Door in the Floor





Directed by Tod Williams.
Starring Jeff Bridges, Kim Basinger, Jon Foster, Elle Fanning, Bijou Phillips
and Mimi Rogers.
Several reviewers have fellated Jeff Bridges over his acting
in the film, and sure enough, he is as reliable as ever, but in such a flaccid
story, I don't
quite get their enthusiasm: The Door in the Floor is a stupid movie,
with characters who don't act like people do in real life (except, perhaps,
stupid people).
Not poignant, not especially funny, certainly not tragic in any
real sense (as some
critics have asserted) — and yet, at the same time, not even so bad that I
can hate it as much as I want to, The Door in the Floor is
little more than a shining
example of Hollywood mediocrity. This is pseudoliterary nonsense made solely
for middle-aged idiots to flatter their own supposed intelligence; which is,
I guess, my way of saying it's a pretty strong Oscar contender.
Loosely based
on the first third of the best-selling John Irving novel Widow for One
Year, which centers on the 4-year old Elle Fanning's character of Ruthie
Cole (with the later two segments in the novel jumping forward to Ruthie's
mid-thirties and early forties, respectively), screenwriter and
director Tod Williams (The
Adventures of Sebastian Cole) pushes the setting forward from 1958 to some
indistinct time in what is supposed to be, judging from a reference
to Air Jordans and the
cars used in the movie, the late '80s or early '90s. In the film, the story
has been rejigged to focus on the young Eddie O'Hare (Jon Foster),
a recent high
school graduate who travels to a small town on an island in upstate New York
to work for the summer as an assistant to Ted Cole (Bridges), a womanizing,
alcoholic children's book writer/illustrator who has lost his driver's
license because
of, presumably, drunk driving.
Upon arriving in town, he meets and is instantly
infatuated with Ted's estranged wife Marion (Kim Basinger). After losing both
of their teenage sons roughly five
years before, Marion and Ted's marriage went on the rocks, and they are currently
living separately, with each spending alternate evenings in a rental house
in town while the other watches Ruthie, who sleeps at their home
the entire summer.
When Marion walks in on Eddie jerking off to her bra and panties, she is initially
embarassed but soon encourages him by laying out a sweater or hers that he
likes and another set of her underwear for him and, later, she
not only deflowers him
but continues to have a sexual relationship with him for the rest of the summer,
leading to a complete breakdown of Ted and Marion's marriage.
With more than one
reference to Eddie's similarity in appearance to Tom, this sexual relationship
with Marion takes on a grotesque Oedipal tone, in addition
to simply being statutory rape. As one or two other reviewers have noted, I
don't think the film would be eliciting nearly as many positive
reviews as it has if
Ted Cole were screwing a female writer's assistant, but such is the nature
of Hollywood's double standards. As in films like The English
Patient or The Bridges
of Madison County, if a woman cheats on her husband, it is attributed a kind
of poignancy -- yet if a man cheats on his wife, especially with a younger
woman, it is vile and disgusting.
Unlike those two films, we are never lead to believe
that Marion has any deeper feelings for Eddie than a vaguely maternal fondness,
this adds to the perversity
of their relationship. But throughout the movie we are only allowed to see
Marion acting like a sad sack over the loss of her sons; being
an emotionally detached
mother to Ruthie, whom she clearly wishes never to have had; or having passionless
sex with Eddie, leaving her a rather one-note character despite Basinger's
nicely subtle performance of this one note. To its credit, though,
these instances of
nudity and sex are never depicted as in any way erotic.
It's somewhat interesting,
and annoying, to note that with as much female nudity as there was in this
film, which in addition to Basinger's sex scenes with Eddie
also includes full frontal, side and rear nudity by a rotating Mimi Rogers
(as Mrs. Vaughn, the woman Ted employs as a figure drawing model
and whom he is screwing
on the side), the scenes showing Ted Cole's fondness for his birthday suit
(there are no less than three) are handled, in typical Hollywood
fashion, with kid gloves.
While I'm not especially eager to see Jeff Bridges' 55-year-old penis, the
double standard is rather juvenile, especially given that none
of his nude scenes are
sexual in nature.
There are a number of indirectly answered or simply unanswered
questions in the movie that are, of course, addressed in the book, but unlike
some reviewers,
apparently, I don't believe that baggage brought in from any book should be
considered when reviewing its film adaptation; nevermind that most
of the viewers of the
film haven't read Irving's novel, if it's not in the movie, it simply does
not count. Just as it's ridiculous to argue over what's in the
briefcase in Pulp
Fiction, because it is never stated or even clearly alluded to in the film
what its contents are, it's also ridiculous to state, for example,
regarding Ruthie
screaming upon first seeing Eddie in the hallway (and, again, when she walks
in on Marion and Eddie going at it doggie-style), that it's because she thinks
she sees a ghost, because (despite the fact that this is explicitly stated
in the book) this is never made clear in the film.
We can infer
that Ruthie might think that Eddie is her dead brother Tom (whom
she only knows from photographs
and stories told to her about the photos), based
on a couple of comments about how much Eddie looks like him (as well as the
fact that both characters are shown early on in photographs running
in track gear),
but beyond that is entirely in the viewer's imagination. While I frequently
prefer things to be left to my imagination, I don't think my
own imagination is any
basis to judge the work of filmmakers by (don't get me started on the final
scenes of Matchstick Men and The Shawshank Redemption, two
otherwise solid movies I
felt were tarnished by spoon-feeding the viewer a totally unnecessary happy
ending). It might make watching the film more enjoyable, but
it is hardly something the
filmmakers deserve credit for.
A cursory glance through the novel surprised me
with how much of John Irving's dialogue has remained intact -- in many cases,
it is taken verbatim, and the
dialogue is occasionally good, particularly in the too-few instances between
Eddie and Ted where Ted is actually discussing the art of writing. Ted's criticisms
of Eddie's short story (which we never hear) ring true of The Door in the
Floor as well, including the accusation of being "purple" and "pretentious." The
acting is mostly fine, but so little happens in the film that makes any real
sense that it undermines any real emotional involvement with the story. Why,
for example, doesn't Ted answer Eddie's questions about the accident that killed
his sons earlier in the film, except that it's supposed to be dramatic? The
troubling answer is, it's neither dramatic or realistic — it's simply contrived.
When we
finally arrive at the scene where Ted tells Eddie the story of Tom and Tim's
deaths, we learn that part of Marion's trauma stems from discovering Tim's
severed leg at the scene of the accident — after the rest of
him, bleeding to death, has been taken way via helicopter. Perhaps it's nitpicking
to find it
so annoying that director Tod Williams (or Irving) really thinks that trained
paramedics wouldn't notice that the leg was missing or however else this scenario
is supposed to have happened, but in any case it just comes off as stupid,
forced and unbelievable — just like entirely too much of the dramatic
action in this
flick.
I feel faintly ridiculous saying so, but despite the strong performances
(of a ludicrous script) by the two adult leads and occasionally artful imagery
by
Williams, the only aspect of this film that truly impressed me was Elle Fanning
(younger sister of Man on Fire's Dakota Fanning). In her few scenes, the four-year-old
actress delivers a shockingly good, even nuanced performance for someone her
age. Someone cast her in a live-action Alice's Adventures in Wonderland now,
please.
The Door in the Floor is playing at the Landmark Century, Renaissance
Place,
600 N. Michigan, the Esquire, and the Evanston Century 12/CinéArts 6.